I still always get so annoyed when people are like “wait why do you have two fish in such a big tank!!!1! I kept my goldfish in a dirty bowl and it lived for a year! Isn’t that amazing” or my friends visit my house after a month and are like “wow how are your fish still alive what your secret?????” it’s like ummm clean water? actually caring for me pets. Like it honestly blows my mind away how much little respect people have for fish.
good things:
- when a song makes you really happy
- being physically close with your favourite person
- knowing that ur loved back
- a cute new purchase
- having a new thing to obsess about
- being excited
- a new message from someone you love
me @ myself at 6pm: okay i’m going to bed early today
me at 2am: haha pranked
literally I am ok with being smothered in affection and soft kisses
me: has had 2 good days in a row
my brain: It’s Time
me: for what
my brain: It’s Time
you better watch out, you better watch out, you better watch oUT, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BETT–
one of my friends is a very pregnant dog and like 3 times a day i say to her “hello! you are full of several other smaller dogs!” and she wags her entire body at me like “it’s true!!! i contain multitudes”
hey look it’s your daily reminder that it costs $0 to be kind and respectful to broadway performers
I’m pretty sure it’s physically impossible for a human to mention mitochondria without calling it the powerhouse of the cell