sublimemichael:

my anaconda don’t want none unless you got 

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hun

(via unbinaried)

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officialalltimelow:

Meeting people on tumblr

PERKS:

  • attractive
  • into the same shit as you
  • kind and understanding
  • humorous
  • good company
  • easy to talk to

CONS:

  • LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING NOWHERE OR ON JUPITER 

(via celestial-fantasist)

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deddene:

if i have a daughter im going to name her lizard and then she’ll get the nickname liz and everyone will be like “oh is it short for elizabeth?” and she will have to say “no my name is lizard”

(via belly-bits)

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midosmoothie:

Trans men can cosplay female characters!!
Trans women can cosplay male characters!!
Non Binary can cosplay out side their preferences!!
I don’t see how this is an issue and its sad that it is.
No matter what gender, race, or body type you can cosplay anything you want!!! You are all cuties don’t let anyone hold you back from cosplaying!!

(via golgothasdabooty)

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death-limes:

if dualscar drove a car he’d be fuelscar

if dualscar was even more of a dick than he is he’d be cruelscar

if dualscar loved Christmas he’d be yulescar

if dualscar got hit over the head with a bat he’d be droolscar

if dualscar told a really good joke he’d be alive

(via bird-and-my-bees)

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  • Parent: What does a cow say?
  • Baby: Moo!
  • Parent: Yay!! What does a cat say?
  • Baby: Meow!
  • Parent: Great job! Now, what does a horse say?
  • Baby: *crying voice* hey Marco, I can't even tell which bones are yours anymore
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spork:

I FEEL LIKE PEOPLE ON TUMBLR NEED TO REMEMBER IT’S OKAY TO

  • not be mentally ill
  • have good grades
  • to dislike reading
  • have a happy family
  • enjoy exercising/not enjoy exercising
  • to have different opinion
  • to reblog/not reblog certain posts
  • to be a gay white boy
  • to be a straight white boy
  • to be a bisexual white girl
  • (to be any race/gender/sexual orientation)
  • to not like porn
  • to not ship destiel
  • to not be in a fandom
  • to be in a happy relationship

(via soulpunc)

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rachelovesklaine:

Cards Against Humanity is where you learn which of your friends are basic and which ones are sociopaths there is no in between

(via ashshem)

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dizziest-daisy:

is anyONE ELSE JUST SO EXCITED FOR PUMPKINS AND HOT CHOCOLATE AND HaLLOwEEEEN AND SPOOKY MOVIES AND FAIRS AND KNEE SOCKS AND PUMPKIN LATTES AND BIG BLANKETS AND COZY CUDDLY SWEATERS AND PRETTY LEAVES AND i just started crYING

(via livingmarco)

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