my aunt came home from vacation and told me this story

indigoswankster:

defekait:

my aunt went to cape cod with her husband and brother and they went to the beach and she was flying a kite when this guy came up to her and said “ooh whatre you doing with that kite?” and being the sassy bitch my aunt is, said “im air fishing" without looking at him so he just says "…ok" and walks away and she looked over and her husband and brother were cracking up and it turns out she dissed justin timberlake

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driftoffacliff:

date someone who uses their turn signal

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famousest:

started from the closet now were queer

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komineda:

telling your friends incorrect information then realizing it later image

seeing your friends tell others that information image

seeing your friend tell them you told them that information image

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And if you’re ever feeling lonely just look at the moon.
Someone, somewhere, is looking right at it too. Night Vale (via presidentspooky)

(Source: koreyan, via presidentspooky)

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buttlass:

buttlass:

im all for a tarzan remake where everything is the same but tarzan is a girl please and thank you

and in case ur wondering yes jane is still a girl they’re jungle lesbians you’re welcome

(Source: gamegrrl, via coolcat101s)

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